After a week with four exams in three different subject I am beat and I need something to take my mind of things. Something to make me feel good – something to make me feel alive. Now normally I would indulge in chocolate or put on some girly feel good movie – but I have realized that I cannot just stuff my face any longer and those romantic movies suck and always leave me with an empty lonely feeling. So I am thinking, what would a guy do. No, not a guy – a man. I’ve come up with this:
- Build a house
- Buy a vicious pitbull
- Indulge in a weekend of booze, coke and stripclubs
- Start a local fight club
- Go hunt for food
- Take up knife fighting or bear wrestling
- Get big dragon tattooed on my neck
- Join a biker gang
- Find Osama Bin Laden
