My hopes for 22:
- I hope I will suddenly find my hidden talent. You know – the one thing I am brilliant at. I am thinking documentary movies or maybe bridge.
- I hope that the illustrated-pink-chica layouts that are infesting the blogosphere will die. Damn you So Chic Design.
- I hope that the world will finally appreciate the genius that is the ninja.
- I hope 22 will be the year when I finally back up my files on my hard drive
- I hope that the economy crisis will teach me to be more responsible with my insane spending-of-money. I have a bad tendency to always spend more than I make. This, as it turns out, is not the best of ideas.
- Also: I hope I will not be unemployed for another year!
And to sum up: This past year I started studying, went back to exams and the stress that inevitably follows, hated cell phones, joined facebook, moved to Odense, wanted a mentor, found an increasing interest in a vegetarian lifestyle, stopped smoking for good, I grew something in a garden, played a teacher, thought up the most genius new TV shows, and continued to obsess about ninjas.
Also happy birthday to Dakota Fanning, James Blunt, Louise from my class and Brent!
- Bracelets
I really feel like the bracelet is the most stupid kind of jewellery. It’s like a watch, but it doesn’t give any information. And in my world that is kind of the purpose of a watch.
- Shoes
Though I understand the purpose of the shoe I do not get the (female) obsession with this particular accessory. Who the hell cares what you put on your feet. You don’t even really see them.
- Tooth-piercings
Just like you don’t look particularly nice with spinach in your teeth this is not working out for you either.
- Thong
I guess it might be flattering in theory, but in realty; not so much.
- False or unnaturally long fingernails
It’s so impractical it’s a joke. I just don’t get why you’d want something that makes everyday life so difficult. To me it’s kind of pathetic. It also makes you look like a prostitute.
Also: “I think accessories are like nipples. Two of ‘em are totally cool but any more than that and you look ridiculous.” J-Money
After a week with four exams in three different subject I am beat and I need something to take my mind of things. Something to make me feel good – something to make me feel alive. Now normally I would indulge in chocolate or put on some girly feel good movie – but I have realized that I cannot just stuff my face any longer and those romantic movies suck and always leave me with an empty lonely feeling. So I am thinking, what would a guy do. No, not a guy – a man. I’ve come up with this:
- Build a house
- Buy a vicious pitbull
- Indulge in a weekend of booze, coke and stripclubs
- Start a local fight club
- Go hunt for food
- Take up knife fighting or bear wrestling
- Get big dragon tattooed on my neck
- Join a biker gang
- Find Osama Bin Laden
